{"id":1136,"date":"2007-12-14T13:56:41","date_gmt":"2007-12-14T12:56:41","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.lubica.net\/bigwhale\/blog\/?p=1136"},"modified":"2007-12-14T13:56:41","modified_gmt":"2007-12-14T12:56:41","slug":"iphone-istone","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/lubica.net\/bigwhale\/blog\/iphone-istone\/","title":{"rendered":"iPhone, iStone!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Kaj hudi\u010da je prijelo tele Apple ljubitelje? <a href=\"http:\/\/www.slo-tech.com\/script\/forum\/izpisitemo.php?threadID=292838&amp;mesto=0\">Huj\u0161i<\/a> so kot Jehovci in tisti tadrugi, ki Stra\u017eni Stolp nosijo po domovih. Fuck!<\/p>\n<p>Obna\u0161ajo se, kot da je iPhone poslan od boga. Mojzes ga je prinesel iz gore in deset bo\u017ejih zapovedi je imel napisanih kar v ToDo seznamu na iPhonu. Pa zraven je dobil \u0161e 220V USB Adapter, da ni rabil ra\u010dunalnika, da ga je polnil, ker takrat \u0161e ni bilo ra\u010dunalnikov. In modrozobo slu\u0161alko, da je kar preko nje komuniciral z bogom. Mu ni bilo treba prislanjati iPhona k u\u0161esu, je hkrati govoril z bogom in uporabljal multitouch ekran na iPhonu.<\/p>\n<p>Bog se je pa Mojzesu prikazal v obliki gore\u010dega sve\u017enja Applovih delnic.<\/p>\n<p>\u0160e citat, ki me je malo vrgel iz tira:<\/p>\n<p><em>&gt; Touchscreen na iPhonu in &#8220;overall experience&#8221; odtehta in UMTS in 5MP kamero in<br \/>\n&gt; GPS&#8230;<\/em><\/p>\n<p>Ja, lepo vas prosim applovci, zresnite se!<\/p>\n<p>Steve \u017ee pripravlja nov, breakthrough izdelek: iStone &#8211; Lep, bel, okrogel kamen, ki ga lahko apple user zabri\u0161e v glavo non apple userju, \u010de se slednji ne strinja z njim&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>Za pi\u010dlih $9.99, medtem, ko navaden kamen stane $.99. Ampak iStone je lep\u0161i in lep\u0161e zadane non-apple userja v glavo&#8230; Naredi lep\u0161o modrico, ki pa manj boli ampak to se vse skompenzira s tem, da ima precej bolj\u0161i uporabni\u0161ki vmesnik.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Kaj hudi\u010da je prijelo tele Apple ljubitelje? Huj\u0161i so kot Jehovci in tisti tadrugi, ki Stra\u017eni Stolp nosijo po domovih. Fuck! Obna\u0161ajo se, kot da je iPhone poslan od boga. Mojzes ga je prinesel iz gore in deset bo\u017ejih zapovedi je imel napisanih kar v ToDo seznamu na iPhonu. Pa zraven je dobil \u0161e 220V USB Adapter, da ni rabil ra\u010dunalnika, da ga je polnil, ker takrat \u0161e ni bilo ra\u010dunalnikov. In modrozobo slu\u0161alko, da je kar preko nje komuniciral&#8230;<\/p>\n<p class=\"read-more\"><a class=\"btn btn-default\" href=\"https:\/\/lubica.net\/bigwhale\/blog\/iphone-istone\/\"> Read More<span class=\"screen-reader-text\">  Read More<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[7],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1136","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-tech-stuff"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/lubica.net\/bigwhale\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1136","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/lubica.net\/bigwhale\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/lubica.net\/bigwhale\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lubica.net\/bigwhale\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lubica.net\/bigwhale\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1136"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/lubica.net\/bigwhale\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1136\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/lubica.net\/bigwhale\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1136"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lubica.net\/bigwhale\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1136"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lubica.net\/bigwhale\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1136"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}