{"id":1711,"date":"2008-10-16T00:00:32","date_gmt":"2008-10-15T22:00:32","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.lubica.net\/bigwhale\/blog\/?p=1711"},"modified":"2008-10-15T15:51:48","modified_gmt":"2008-10-15T13:51:48","slug":"moji-posmrtni-ostanki","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/lubica.net\/bigwhale\/blog\/moji-posmrtni-ostanki\/","title":{"rendered":"Moji posmrtni ostanki"},"content":{"rendered":"

Spo\u0161tovani bralci,<\/p>\n

napro\u0161am vas, da apelirate na mojo dru\u017eino, ki me bo pre\u017eivela, naj moje posmrtne ostanke upepelijo. Prav tako vas napro\u0161am, da jih prepri\u010date, da tudi v primeru morebitne nasilne smrti ali pa tragi\u010dne nesre\u010de<\/a> ne hodijo in ne brskajo za mojimi posmrtnimi ostanki. \u010ce bo moje truplo pri upepelitvi nepopolno se zaradi tega ne bom razburjal. Resni\u010dno. Ni\u010d mi ne bo hudo. Bolj hudo bo, \u010de bo se kdo zarad polomil ali pa bognedaj celo ubil ker je hotel re\u0161iti<\/em> \u0161e mojo desno nogo. Pustite nogo tam kjer je. Tudi glave po smrti ne bom ve\u010d potreboval. Verjamem, da bi moje truplo verjetno zgledalo precej bolje skupaj z glavo in desno nogo, kolikor dobro pa\u010d lahko truplo izgleda a vseeno, sr\u010dno upam, da moji potomci ne bodo imeli nekih nekrofilskih nagnjen, da bi moje truplo vla\u010dili sem ter tja. Tudi mojega pepela ni potrebno prena\u0161ati in hraniti po raznih kredencah in predalih. Zakopljite ga v za to primerno jamo. Ne trudite se z nagrobniki in lepo okra\u0161enim grobom. Kot pokrov naj slu\u017ei li\u010dno ulita betonska plo\u0161\u010da. Od roba, do roba. Da ne bo nikomur nikoli potrebno hoditi na britof samo zato, da bo oplel moj grob. Sicer pa sem o tem \u017ee enkrat pisal.<\/p>\n

Torej \u0161e enkrat. Pustite me naj ostanem hrana za ribe oziroma divje zveri. Manjkajo\u010dih udov ne bom pogre\u0161al.<\/p>\n

Hvala.<\/p>\n

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Spo\u0161tovani bralci, napro\u0161am vas, da apelirate na mojo dru\u017eino, ki me bo pre\u017eivela, naj moje posmrtne ostanke upepelijo. Prav tako vas napro\u0161am, da jih prepri\u010date, da tudi v primeru morebitne nasilne smrti ali pa tragi\u010dne nesre\u010de ne hodijo in ne brskajo za mojimi posmrtnimi ostanki. \u010ce bo moje truplo pri upepelitvi nepopolno se zaradi tega ne bom razburjal. Resni\u010dno. Ni\u010d mi ne bo hudo. Bolj hudo bo, \u010de bo se kdo zarad polomil ali pa bognedaj celo ubil ker je…<\/p>\n

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