{"id":874,"date":"2007-03-27T21:24:24","date_gmt":"2007-03-27T20:24:24","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.lubica.net\/bigwhale\/blog\/?p=874"},"modified":"2007-03-27T21:24:24","modified_gmt":"2007-03-27T20:24:24","slug":"dont-download-this-song","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/lubica.net\/bigwhale\/blog\/dont-download-this-song\/","title":{"rendered":"Don’t Download This Song :)"},"content":{"rendered":"

Don’t Download This Song
\nby Al Yankovic<\/a><\/p>\n

Once in a while maybe you will feel the urge
\nTo break international copyright law
\nBy downloading MP3s from file-sharing sites
\nLike Morpheus or Grokster or Limewire or KaZaA<\/p>\n

But deep in your heart you know the guilt would drive you mad
\nAnd the shame would leave a permanent scar
\n‘Cause you start out stealing songs and then you’re robbing liquor stores
\nAnd sellin’ crack and runnin’ over school kids with your car<\/p>\n

So don’t download this song
\nThe record store’s where you belong
\nGo and buy the CD like you know that you should
\nOh, don’t download this song<\/p>\n

Oh, you don’t wanna mess with the R-I-double-A
\nThey’ll sue you if you burn that CD-R
\nIt doesn’t matter if you’re a grandma or a seven year old girl
\nThey’ll treat you like the evil hard-bitten criminal scum you are<\/p>\n

So don’t download this song
\nDon’t go pirating music all day long
\nGo and buy the CD like you know that you should
\nOh, don’t download this song<\/p>\n

Don’t take away money from artists just like me
\nHow else can I afford another solid gold Hum-Vee
\nAnd diamond-studded swimming pools
\nThese things don’t grow on trees
\nSo all I ask is, “Everybody, please…”<\/p>\n

Don’t download this song (Don’t do it, no, no)
\nEven Lars Ulrich knows it’s wrong (You can just ask him)
\nGo and buy the CD like you know that you should (You really should)
\nOh, don’t download this song<\/p>\n

Don’t download this song (Oh please, don’t you do it)
\nOr you might wind up in jail like Tommy Chong (Remember Tommy)
\nGo and buy the CD (Right now) like you know that you should (Go out and buy it)
\nOh, don’t download this song<\/p>\n

Don’t download this song (No, no, no, no, no, no)
\nYou’ll burn in hell before too long (and you’ll deserve it)
\nGo and buy the CD (Just buy it) like you know that you should (You cheap bastard)
\nOh, don’t download this song<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Don’t Download This Song by Al Yankovic Once in a while maybe you will feel the urge To break international copyright law By downloading MP3s from file-sharing sites Like Morpheus or Grokster or Limewire or KaZaA But deep in your heart you know the guilt would drive you mad And the shame would leave a permanent scar ‘Cause you start out stealing songs and then you’re robbing liquor stores And sellin’ crack and runnin’ over school kids with your car…<\/p>\n

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